mao face

to eat a lot of food, especially when high

"im mad baked, lets go mao face on some doof"
"im gonna mao face on your sisters box"

by peteymas September 18, 2007

spoodge face

what your dad call's your mum after his annual blow job...

jim's mum is a total spoodge face

by Mookieandnorbert March 30, 2009

Toast Face

A word to describe a person that looks as though they have just popped out of a toaster.
Specifically, hair stood up on end, face red, dazed expression.

"Oh my goodness, have you seen Oli this morning, he has such a toast face."

by pandawild February 13, 2014

frown face

To gag a woman with your cock and make her face grimace due to a gag reflex.

Ex: I gave that chick a good old fashion frown face!

by Ronald trump March 18, 2014

Pussy Face

A term used describe a man with a beard so long and scraggly his face has the appearance of pussy hair that hasn't been trimmed since the 1970's.

Rebecca: That man over there at the bar just asked for my number.

Sally: Which guy?

Rebecca: The pussy face on the last stool.

Sally: Yick! If I wanted to kiss a pussy, I'd find a woman!

by Vanessa28613 October 3, 2014

Athlete's face

The appearance of the common contagious fungus known as "Athlete's foot" on one's face. Use to replace such common phrases as "crater-face", "scar-face" or "that guy who doesn't wash his face".

I was looking forward to my blind date with Jamie last week, but when she showed up it was clear from where I was sitting she had athlete's face. I promptly paid for my drink and left.

by manderson303 November 13, 2013

funny face

1.)A 1957 romantic film

2.)Someone with an unique appearance

"Well, look at her."
"I see. She does have a funny face."

by Food_Smarts_123 July 25, 2015