the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls 

a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls, a purple headed mushroom cap meat sword, a johnson, wang, slong, penis...

the one-eyed wonder weasel and his two balls by royceda20 May 3, 2009

Lazy Eyes 

The vision you get when you are slightly buzzed from drinking and when you turn your head, it takes a few seconds for the image to catch up.

I'll be drunk soon, I'm starting to get lazy eyes.

Lazy Eyes by crimhawk December 2, 2010

Blue eyed soul 

Moniker used to describe white people who try their best to sound Black when they sing or in their style of music.

Very few, however have ever succeeded in pulling this off(the exception being artists like Teena Marie, Hall and Oates). Most end up sounding like they're singing falsetto and sounding over enunciated (Joss Stone, Rick Astley, etc).

Every year, Ebony magazine feels compelled to put out an article on Blue eyed soul or how white people are stealing the blues.

Blue eyed soul by xzybit August 14, 2005

Blue eyes 

A human eye color that range from a very light, vague blue to midnight blue. Blue eyes were originally a genetic mutation in a person who lived 10,000 so it spread (inbreeding was probably involved in the early days) which means all blue-eyed white people are related.

Blue eyes are associated with beauty and they can be beautiful and celestial or dull and boring. They are also associated with femininity sometimes though, studies have shown blue eyes are more common in men in Europe, Canada and America.

It is said by some that blue eyes may die out. They may be declining in America but that is unlikely to happen.

Sarah: John's eyes are such a pretty, deep blue.
Emily: I wish my eyes were darker, mine are just light blue and dull.
Sarah: You know, if you were to get married, you'd be like inbreeding
Emily: How so?
Sarah: Because all blue-eyed people descended from one person
Emily: Yeah but we're probably like 30th cousins by now.
Sarah: Well whatever, blue eyes are just eyes after all.

Blue eyes by BlueEyedBoy March 30, 2013

White Eye

Condition unique to dark skinned people in which the pigment temporarily leaves the skin after recieving a punch to the eye. See also, skinny lip.

You can only give a black guy a white eye and a skinny lip.

White Eye by TheGooge December 22, 2009

cross eyed curves 

A curvy, voluptuous woman with such large breasts, small waist, and large ass that one can go cross-eyed looking at her body.

Damn! Check out Sally, she's got cross eyed curves!

cross eyed curves by thenicholas1 March 16, 2010

dead-eyed 

conceal my true beliefs, behind a stony stare.

referring to his second wife as “dead-eyed” and a “once fair-skinned schoolgirl”.

dead-eyed by Tolkny May 25, 2011