Hate Creamed

When the homophobic bully in high school beats you and calls you slurs in front of his friends but then barebacks you in the public bathroom stall

Jeremy, the football captain Hate Creamed me after that really tough game.

by sloppydadbitties September 17, 2021

cream of the crotch

it means good you dirty minded frick

your playlist is cream of the crotch

by heystoptakingmyname November 14, 2021

Boston cream

When you're in Boston and another person creams on your face

"Dude I was in Boston last night and this guy totally came on my face"
"Omg...... you got Boston creamed"

by walkerwalker July 23, 2017

sloppy ice cream

a person who is slightly unfit but not ripped and not a fatty.

person "oh, you look buff in that shirt!"
other person "I look more like sloppy ice cream, mushy and squishy"

by Chappychaps2424 January 5, 2022

mustache cream

When a girl sits on a man's face during oral sex and she creams.

Guy 1 - Man I was down on her so long and she came so hard.

Guy 2 - She hit you with that Mustache Cream.

Guy 1 - Hell yeah, mustache cream
oral cunnilingus face sex mustache cream

by FoxyG October 28, 2013

Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cone

The sad and unfortunate condition of having small and uninteristingly pointy breasts. It plagues the lesser know regions of Pennsylvania.

Guy 1: Ew did you see that cashier at Shop n' Save?

Guy 2: You mean the one with the Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cones?

Guy 1: Thats her, that disgusting wench.

by DLRefugees November 4, 2012

Lice cream squirter

It's when u forcefully shoot out the syphilis infected cum out of your vagina or anus

When the cum fell out of her I knew she was a lice cream squirter

by Dr bigbirddickyinuranus July 10, 2019