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cake-eater 

When someone kisses so much ass, the world around them seems non-existant.
When JJ Houle is around is girlfriend, he is a cake-eater.
cake-eater by Mr. Big Head October 20, 2004

cake eater 

A habitual bun duster. One who dines out but is remiss in repaying his or her social obligations.
I will not have that cake eater to dinner again.
cake eater by Bob Proczko October 16, 2006
The act of pulling your pants and underwear down, then letting a nice juicy mud monkey slide out of your anus into your unknowing friend's or sibling's mouth.
"Dude, I gave John a nice beef cake yesterday."
Beef Cake by BeefCakeMaster September 24, 2015
Coccain;an addictive drug
what else do you want me to say? :S
Cake by da_preach August 23, 2003
a food ate during birthdays or other special events.

Something fat people eat when they're hungry.
My birthday cake is so cool

Dude, look athat fat kid eat taht cake.

Cake Slice

-noun (Kay'k Sly's):
A friend of possible love interest in comparison to a slice of cake.

For example, in the same way that one does not necessarily crave a piece of cake, a girl would not necessarily pursue her friend of possible love interest. Moreover, one also would not refuse a slice of cake if offered, even if one might not necessarily crave it. In this sense, the girl would gladly accept a date from this possible more-than-friend, but would not necessarily pursue it.

Ere go, a Cake Slice.
"I totally flirted with this Cake Slice in fifth hour today."

"Oh?"

"And there's still those moments where I'm so sure he's into me, but then he'll turn around and I'll have those moments where I'm so sure he's not. Effing Cake Slices..."
Cake Slice by Rebeshka February 4, 2009