crackelass

to be crabby, moody or otherwise pain in the ass.

Wow, what a crackelass she is today.

by Greg Stoebner November 5, 2007

cracky tales

the most unbelievable, fucked up tales and adventures that can only possibly take place when one is either lit up on some crack, or on a quest for the elusive mega hit. hence, CRACKY TALE

"... i was at the Spot and i was wearing sandals. and this motha fucka handed me some soap. he said, you touched it, you buyin it. i told him, fuck that shit ITS SOAP. i threw the shit on the floor and this motha fucka pulled out a machete. i started bookin it and ran outta my flip flops...."

to which you respond "cracky tales..."

or this one co-worker of mine who rides a bike with no seat on it who called in sick one day

"... i was downtown right, and i was drivin (this fucking crackhead rides a bike)...and this guy came up to me and tried to jack me with a serrated, blunt, knife. so i got out and 3 guys came outta no where.. all of a sudden there was this gun. so i ran away across the street and i wasnt lookin and got hit by a car."

cracky tales, cracky tales...

by eatfordshtdodge January 7, 2008

Crackadon

A person who uses illegal controlled substance routinely that can be.found in the wee hours of the morning seeking drugs. An addict out at the crack of dawn.

Me: damn bru what is that chick doing up so damn early for?

You: man that is a doped up crackadon. She's always out here at these hours looking for crumbs.

by QueenyOmygodess March 28, 2017

cracker jack bitch

A dumb white bitch. A white trashy woman. A woman that eats crumbs off the ground.

Look at that cracker jack bitch eating crumbs from the sidewalk.

Let's go before all the cracker jack bitches arrive.

by Dirt¥~Dog™ November 28, 2017

crackhead bobby

A crackhead bobby is a meme which consists of a boy named bobby who does a lot of crack.

Its impossible to teach crackhead bobby to drive because he is always high

by Boo Boo head May 8, 2018

Cracker God

The whitest man alive , controls anything white, the more he tans in the sun the whiter he gets.

that guy is such a cracker god

by cheek clapper 69 December 18, 2018

Crackbean

Someone who is addicted to any drug going, whether its weed, coke, pills or magic they will always find a way to get high. Tipping is a mega crackbean

Bradley Z and Kieran T are crackbeans they love their gear

by Jp349 February 19, 2020