baby directioner

Someone who isn't quiet a carrot but just entered the fandom so there not sure what they are doing yet. Yes, they will still make the "Louis loves girls who eat carrot." Jokes but won't call Louis, Lewis or Niall, Neil. They know what the boys look like, and don't think that they still look like they did in 2010 and know more than just What Makes You Beautiful. There is no age that baby directioners must be because honestly, carrots are most likely 8 year olds or 14 year olds. It's is very easy to mistake a baby directioner for a carrot but just think about how long they have been in the fandom. If it has been longer than a month, they must be a carrot.
Person 1: I eat carrots because Louis likes girls who eat carrots.

Person 2: how long have you liked One Direction?

Person 1: about a week...

Person 2: your just a baby directioner. There is still hope.
by A real fucking person December 17, 2013
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Botswana Baby

A large parcel of cocaine, disguised in baby clothes, in order to smuggle it through border security. Often accompanied by a falsified record of adoption of a child, being taken out of a third world country.
"that bitch be bringin' us a Botswana baby"
by Tom B E May 10, 2014
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panhandle baby

A child conceived during spring break, mainly in cities such as panama city. These children usually grow to be fuck ups and beat their spouse on the regular.
Yo dat man be fucking up.

Yea, dats a panhandle baby. He was born in either oklahoma, texas or florida. You know, a panhandle state.
by B & J inc. August 10, 2012
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baby daddy

The black stereotype version of saying "boyfriend".
Ghetto Girl 1: "You 'n Tyrone still dating?"
Ghetto Girl 2: "Ye girl, he my baby daddy.
by RomanBelic August 20, 2016
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Honey-Babying

is the term used to describe the fine art of ass kissing a guy does in order to get themself out of the "dog house" with the girlfriend or wife. The term was derived by taking the two most common words from the mans ass kissing honey and baby. I'm sorry honey, baby, honey.... I love you so much baby, honey, baby....
How on earth did you get her to take you back?
It took a lot of honey-babying but she let me back in the house.
by Darrin Zehnpfennig II February 18, 2009
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shake a baby

Physical reaction to an annoying behavior, resulting in death from aggressive shaking.
Dude, that bitch ran into my car. Ima bout to shake a baby.
by Shakababymasta May 13, 2012
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Baby Lovin

A Latino term, regarding your side lover. Must be vocalized in a Spanish/Mexican accent. A baby lover is one that will always be your lover. Baby Lovin is what you give your baby lover. Baby Lovin never dies. Baby lover is a term of endearment.
Aye gurl. U R my baby lover for life.
Hello Baby Lovin!
I want to give you some of my sweet baby love.
by BabyLover249 August 15, 2011
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