April 26

April 26 is National Throw Anything at Anyone Day. You can throw it at a stranger or your closest friends!!

"Yo bro, its April 26"

"And?"
*Throws stick*

by audiii April 21, 2025

April 24th

International Bully Niamh Day. A day dedicated to bullying Niamh

Oh its April 24th? It's International Bully Niamh Day

by Wiowk3b3bb April 24, 2025

April 29th

national wear yo ho jacket day !

on April 29th me & my hg gon wear the jackets of our boos

by thazqueen April 29, 2025

Aprilian

Somebody born in April

“Um actually its Aries”

“It’s Aprilian. If you ever say some dumb shit like that again I will fucking invert your skin”

by JimmyJimmersonThe6th May 1, 2025

April 9th protocols

April 9th Protocols was the day "the Lounge" was liberated and the market bottomed on rules set forth by higher powers.

"The wanker lows were in on the April 9th protocols"

by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025

April 9th protocols

The April 9th protocols were introduced as a set of rules to put on the pirates of the "Lounge"... during a time of market uncertainty, that day was almost as a liberation day cause it coincided with the Wanker lows of the stock market

The April 9th protocols were executed on the day of the wanker lows in the stock market

by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025

April 25th

National poo smearing day

Jonathan“hey man wanna come smear some poo on that retarded kid”

Ethan“why would we do that”
Jonathan“because it’s April 25th”

by Johnpoohandler34 June 12, 2025