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Michael

Michael isn’t a very nice guy. He has big bushy eyebrows and every time you ask to pluck them he slaps you in the face. If you spell it M I C H E A L he’ll also slap you in the face. Don’t befriend Michael.
Hey guysdid you hear? Michael’s been such an asswipe recently…
by NovaRocks April 5, 2022
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michael shrago

THE CUTEST GUY AT NHS💕💕💕💕also has hair that looks like a palm tree.
Michael Shrago💕💕💕
by Djdjdjdjfbdjfjdjfh November 22, 2021
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Michael McMillan

The Lord and Savior himself. If you have this name you’re basically god.
Man that dude is a Michael McMillan at basketball he’s so good.
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The Michael Cera Water Hose

When you twist your balls like a faucet, then use your cream to hydrate her skin.
Hey babe. Lemme perform The Michael Cera Water Hose on you. I wanna hydrate your skin.
by Jasian1028 February 25, 2024
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joseph michael allen

A very hot boy who has feelings for someone but can't really tell Anyone about it. The girl is beautiful , strong and bold hearted ! He is kind in every way possible and is a hard worker . Once he starts to love it's hard to stop him .
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Michael

A guy who know how to cheer a girl or a friend up. He is nice unless provoked.
1. Michael is the best person I know!

2. Did you hear Michael has the ladies chasing him?
by Platinum 02 August 16, 2023
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Michael <3

Michael is a guy who always smiles and damn his smile is literally the cutest thing you will ever see in your life. He makes you laugh crazy but is also on your side when you feel the worst. But most important, he connects with you in every way and on every level, which brings a sense of peace, calmness and happiness when you are arround him. He loves his loved ones with all his heart and soul. And once you meet a Michael, you'll never want to lose him because he has the incredible way of making people hearts happy.
You can be so grateful to have a Michael <3 in your life. Thank you for being the most important person in my life, PS: I love you!
by rainysummernights July 19, 2020
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