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Michael
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Michael isn’t a very nice guy. He has big bushy eyebrows and every time you ask to pluck them he slaps you in the
face
. If you spell it M I C H E A L he’ll also
slap
you in the
face
. Don’t befriend Michael.
Hey guys
… did you
hear
? Michael’s been such an
asswipe
recently…
Michael
by
NovaRocks
April 5, 2022