Ben

Ben is a proper sound cunt. Half horse half man his cock is massive. Lads love him, the ladies love him more and parents despise him. He’s a shagging machine on legs, a sex weapon, a true connoisseur of clunge. He’s been awarded The People’s Choice Magazine “I’ll just walk back home from town award at 5pm while absolutely leathered” award for the 4th year running.

You can find him down the local getting stuck into a few pints and lobbing bricks at the resident junkies.

Ben is a top lad.

“That Ben gheez is thundercunting bricks at the homeless again”

by Definitely not called Ben November 21, 2023

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Ben

ben is a short ass boi. he has weird friends and hates it when people suggest he go outside. he loves fallout 4 and hates when friends be an asshole. he gets the gamer girls (rarley)

Ben games all day with the chair on super tall

by B3nnytac0Fac3 February 1, 2022

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Ben rees

that feeling when you are constipated and the shit is just edging your prostate

fuck me like I'm Ben Rees Right now

by BigMuscularMan July 22, 2024

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Ben Gegenheimer

GAy nigga

That guy is a total Ben Gegenheimer

by Hytler May 18, 2018

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Ben Downey

The ultimate form of retardation. Commonly used to describe someone that did something retarded.

Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Pupil 1: "Ummmmm... It's there. "
Teacher: "That was homework from 2 weeks ago."

Pupil 2 to Pupil 3: *whispers* "What a Ben Downey! "

by ScruffyNuffy July 3, 2018

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