ur mom

a large type of cow that is very pretty and enjoys being milked

person one "my favorite cow is ur mom"

by outdoltudlutd March 22, 2022

Ur Mom

She's your Mom, and her name is Ur Mom. She is definitely, probably, totally Ur Mom.

Billy:Hey how are you man
Johnny boi: Ur mom
Billy: I am internally dying

by WhoWhatAmWeHuh May 23, 2023

ur mom

A random comeback

“How was the food?”
“ur mom.”

by yuriyuriyuriyuriyuri March 22, 2022

Ur daddy a trappy

An insult compared to ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian but to an even greater effect.

Mark:dude ur mom gay

Doug:oh yeah ur daddy a trappy
*Mark disintergrates into ash from harsh roast*

by gonzalo878 March 13, 2018

if you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach

yes it’s true, if u stretch ur food will in fact full the closest dog to you. so be careful u don’t wanna to over weight a dog

“Don’t stretch after eating! Your food will go inside a dogs stomach! If you stretch ur food will go in a dogs stomach”

by dog fans July 22, 2022

ur mom

ur mom

"hey dude ur ugly" ur mom

by cacabutthole34 March 8, 2022

ur mom

ur mom gae

ur mom: gae

by dinonuggetsdiedandrevived December 31, 2019