fly ass Nīgga and will fuck the shit out your bitch, he gets mad bread and is fly asf.
he really the don
he really the don
by Siiy November 21, 2021
Get the Chrismug. On December 6th, a momentous occasion unfolded as our esteemed and remarkable Chris graciously came to our aid in a time of great necessity. His timely arrival averted a potential catastrophe, and therefore, he truly deserves a Fortnite card worth $20 as a token of our immense gratitude. Chris is an exceptional individual, the epitome of an iconic figure, and an unparalleled companion. Every December 6th, let us celebrate and honor him, for he not only possesses a penchant for completing side quests but also willingly sacrifices his own assignments for the benefit of others.
by Greygovernment December 6, 2023
Get the National Chris daymug. Chris is a faggot baby daddy who doesn’t care about anyone other than himself
Very abusive and never their for his youngest
Loves to manipulate and claims he is the victim
Very abusive and never their for his youngest
Loves to manipulate and claims he is the victim
by popskittles November 6, 2022
Get the Chrismug. US Marine,State Trooper,Football Coach, State House Represtative and Dad. All around super cool dude that has been snake bitten, car jacked, shot at, dances like Fred Astaire with a funky swag and has sinned but is saved by grace. Runs full throttle, no isn’t an option and loves as hard a 10 pound hammer. 60 percent of the time, he’s right everytime.
by Rep69 February 17, 2021
Get the Chris Wootenmug. Chris is the biggest hoe in the friend group, although he seems very shy on the outside yet his body count is above everyone's standards. He is a skinny boy who, under his baggy clothes, has a great unforgettable set of abs. Chris is a very nice guy who always know both how to satisfy a woman and how to treat one correctly. His reputation struggled through middle school but as he started high school he began to thrive, getting all the girls, rising in popularity, but not maintaining the best grades. His parents are strict towards his surrounding academics but he works hard enough to see his friends and girlfriends often. His judgement is not always the best but through and through he's a great guy, perfect some may say...
"Guess who asked me out? Chris did!" "Oh my god! Are you serious? Don't mess that one up, he'll be perfect for you."
by UrbanDefinitionsIRL May 10, 2021
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a loyal handsome and most definitely an understanding person, he never gives up, he will always have your back, he will always cheer u up in the cutest ways possible, he is the definition of husband and boyfriend material. Chris has a personality which makes a women feel loved and welcomed in the world. He will always be there for u and will never leave u. He will be the type of guy to motivate u to be your best self.
by Bebe who will beat ur ass August 8, 2022
Get the Chrismug. He is one of the sweetest guys you’ll ever meet he has brown hair tall with green eyes he will never let you down and he is great in bed once you get to know him if you got a Chris keep him
by Just facts... October 15, 2020
Get the Chrismug.