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lavender crack

To spritz lavender fabreze into someone’s exposed butt crack
Gil totally lavender cracked me as I was bent over trying to hook up my PlayStation
by anonymous December 16, 2022
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Crack Spider

A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.
Nice web Mr. Crack Spider
by Cactifreezus January 1, 2023
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Crack Mantis

Australian term originated from South East Queensland describes the underweight sticklike appearance of a drug affected person who is trying to walk to or from the nearest 24 hour shop.

The female version is more commonly seen and can be found in areas near Service Stations.

Easily identified by their typically weird walking style and very underweight frame, the crack mantis is not typically considered a safety threat but can become

agitated if their path of travel is impeded.

A Crack Mantis is rarely far from their home (nest) due to the effort required to coordinate a journey. 50m can be known to take over 30 minutes and path of travel is always different due to repetitive jerks, pauses or lunges. Males are not so common possibly due to the known mating habits of the female.
Hey mate check that crack mantis heading to the servo. I bet those overgrown rental units around the corner is the nest.

She might just get their before dark, still 30m to go.
by Maroon Viking January 2, 2023
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Crack crickets

A crack whore that is quiet but yet chirps every once in a while that is annoying.
Walking into the doctors office I happen to see a couple of crack crickets.
by Master ski November 21, 2023
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cracking 4s

Cracking 4s is only for thot ass girls that wanna fit in and pussy punk pie ass niggas that wanna be gang members so fucking bad but can’t even clean they ass good enough .
Every nigga that love cracking 4s ass dirty

Ex: Atg jaydee big teeth ass .
by Cf3k2 November 22, 2023
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Cracking Heads

When in fortnite Og Season 10 update, you use the infantry rifle and hit head. Afterwards to brag about your success you say, "I'm cracking heads".

By: SmallestGaming
Me: OMG BRO I JUST USED INFANTRY RIFLE AND DEMOLSIHED ALL OF THEM WITH HEADSHOTS
Friend: REALLY BRO HOW DID YOU DO IT!?!?
Me: I'm JUST GOOD I WAS CRACKING HEADS
Friend: DAMM BRO YOU'RE CRAZY GANG
by SmallestGaming November 23, 2023
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Crack Story

like the term crack ship, it's relating to something that is nonsensical/ridiculous/crazy, in this case a story.
"is this going to be a crack story?"
by Mariocheatsonhiswife November 26, 2023
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