went tits up

When someone or something went tits up, it means that he, she, or it died.

The Trump campaign went tits up.

by Cranberry Bob June 15, 2020

Clam your tits

To ask someone to keep their egos in check.

Dude: Man i'm looking guuddd today.
Me: Dude, clam your tits, seriously.

by Noel K July 13, 2011

Tommy Tough Tits

someone who is acting big and strong, but everyone knows they would get their ass kicked

Mike: I'm gonna kick that guys ass if he says another word to me.
Random person: Wooh, cool down there Tommy Tough Tits.

by niuhuskie November 27, 2007

Shit on my tits!

An exclamation of surprise/dismay.

Shit on my tits!
Well, shit on my tits Ronald; Rinsey's pissed on the couch again!
or...
Shit on my fucking titbags, I think Rinsey's having puppies!!!

by Pearly Secreations October 6, 2006

Oh My Tits

A variation of oh my god, but with emphasis on breasts. Best efficient use of the word is when your in great shock.

I went into an elevator and met some women with very firm and nicely shaped breast. This type of situation just screams, Oh My TITS!!

by Sang Van Phung November 5, 2006

Shittin' my tits

A phrase used to describe an unlikely or unfortunate event. Often used to express disbelief.

"There is a really hard test today in Calculus"
"Are you shittin' my tits right now? I haven't even studied!"

by Mike Beckwith March 17, 2008

Eggs Benedict Tits

A nice pair of tits seen at breakfast time. The term was popularized in Joe Walsh's 1983 song "I.L.B.T.'s (I Love Big Tits)."

I like tits for breakfast... eggs Benedict tits!

by beekthafreek April 22, 2015