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by I-know-nothing September 11, 2020
A person who over values a woman in a foolish and embarrassing manner. The person deemed a “simp” is among society’s least worthy and pathetic individuals.
Friend 1: Yo bro, You know that Tamil guy Javiathan? He’s a simp!
Friend 2: why you say that?
Friend 1: because he’s chatting and attempting to hit on a preggo, 2/10 broad whose lacking and craving male attention in every shape and form, with the hopes of it going somewhere.
Friend 2: wow thanks, I definitely understand what a simp is now.
Friend 1: yea man, some say it may even be an acute syndrome that is incurable and linked to cuckitosis.
Friend 2: why you say that?
Friend 1: because he’s chatting and attempting to hit on a preggo, 2/10 broad whose lacking and craving male attention in every shape and form, with the hopes of it going somewhere.
Friend 2: wow thanks, I definitely understand what a simp is now.
Friend 1: yea man, some say it may even be an acute syndrome that is incurable and linked to cuckitosis.
by Friending friend February 14, 2020
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by XxPussyEaterxX May 09, 2020
Some who is so simple they make up lies to try and cover up how bland and boring their life is, then believe the lies.
Also calling other people “simps” to try and cover up the fact they are king “simp”, but their lies just reinforces what they’re hiding.
Also calling other people “simps” to try and cover up the fact they are king “simp”, but their lies just reinforces what they’re hiding.
For example someone who lies about being at a party or work event when clearing they weren’t.
Or calling out someone for being a “simp” over a mistake commonly made, when in fact they themselves just played the who can stick their finger up their ass and smell it the longest.
Or calling out someone for being a “simp” over a mistake commonly made, when in fact they themselves just played the who can stick their finger up their ass and smell it the longest.
by DANIEL GIBBONS April 30, 2020