Poo Tooth

A smelly tooth that is dead and often discolored and always smells like poo.

"Dad, did you brush your teeth today?"

"Yes, that's just my poo tooth."

by Poolaksandz July 14, 2021

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yiqi poo

nyc girl who poos at least 3x a day. loves climbing trees. pretends shes not weird but shes actually really weird and the second funniest. attracted to red flags. cant take compliments.

hi im yiqi poos and i live on my toilet!

by user385011 November 22, 2021

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A famous toilet were people far and wide come to worship in hopes to someday rest their bottom upon it and take a big nasty dump. This toilet is a legend to most but to people like me it is held close to my heart where I can bask on its glory. Poo Drain made its original appearance in a prison made for prisoners getting sentenced to death. Months later after the first sighting it would be found once more in the woods. This time though it is made out of tree limbs and such. Poo Drain had increased in sightings for several years until just recently when now it is used as a greeting instead of a reference to complete power over the human digestive track. I am hoping this will bring this so called legend back to life. I am waiting Poo Drain

All hail Poo Drain!

by That One Dude965 May 19, 2024

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Poos

An incredibly sexy, albeit somewhat slow, man who all the ladies want.
also short

Johnny is such a Poos.
Johnny bought me peanut M&M's rather than the peanut butter M&M's that I specifically requested, what a poos.

by Girthy cock engineer October 19, 2021

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Poo Porn

An act which where a variety of multiple or few participants, either of the same gender or opposite sex can take part in. The recieveing participant can be in various positions waiting for the user to go number 2 not knowing what type of sensation awaits on the part of the body where the poo has been placed by the user. Like a penis it comes in all different shapes, sizes and colours.

Clint- "Hey Brad, I heard your computer going all night.. What was up with that??"

Brad- "Sorry I was up on my favourite site looking at poo porn again. I didn't mean to wake you.

Clint- "You're fucking gross man"

by Kent no January 4, 2020

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