pedal

Branko i stoynev- someone homosexual

Branko is a fucking pedal.

by rayankata October 20, 2021

pedotard

A fucking pedophile who has no life, jacks off his aids covered dick, watches illegal stuff, has passed only 5th grade at the age of 18, got a job at a burger joint and quit at the age of 26, shits his bed once and has the IQ of a fucked up retarded person, eats once he watches TV, eats 3 times a day, foods like burritos and foods like that and soda, when dating anyone, mostly a person older than him/her, their sex is 2 minutes long, goes to a store and purchases 5 things, usually snacks that last 2 days, the only thing these people like to do are watching cartoons and throwing grenades at anyone, now we know what these people are like, these people are almost 6 feet tall, weight more than 100 pounds, have gray beards, drool in public, will smack someone with a dildo and get sent home when found at a park, these people are 18 and older, will find a fire hydrant and paint their houses with paint and other flammable things and they live near gas stations

Me: I saw a pedotard a few minutes ago
Someone: What's a pedotard
Me: That thing holding a magazine full of illegal stuff
People looking out the gas station window: What the fuck
Seconds later
Cops are called
pedotard: Knjfrjngndn (retared words)
Translation: Who are you
Calls the cops on pedotard
Cops get out of car
Arrests and shoots
Throws body into a pool of gasoline
Sets gasoline on fire, drives away fast
Everyone: We got rid of that fucking pedotard
News: We found footage of cops dumping a body into a pool of gasoline and setting it on fire
Nobody fucking cares
That is life

by Tylerthecultist October 30, 2021

Pedalrast

A portmanteau of Pederast and pedal, this describes a subset of the genus MAMIL.

The Pedalrast is an elderly lycra-clad male commonly found atop expensive racing bicycles. In this case, however, not only does he cruise the English countryside in shorts so tight every wrinkle on his aged scrotum is visible, he also stops in small market towns to enjoy an artisansal coffee and ostensibly take in the Georgian architecture.

This provides cover for soliciting the attention of pre-adolescent boys before whom he parades his doughy figure, convincing himself as he does so that he's remarkably well preserved for a man of his age.

Essentially a sex offender on two wheels, he should be run over on sight.

If like me you're generally averse to violence, console yourself that the sound of crunching carbon fibre heralds another boy's unmolested transition to adulthood.

"Oh god Derek, there's a pack of pedalrasts approaching. Whatever drives them to display their wares thus?"

"Oh, I don't know about that Susan. The chap at their head looks remarkably well preserved for a man born in 1899".

by Bulgakov November 1, 2021

pedaret

in persian Virtual culture for trolling each other they brag about each other fathers

(parham) : who wants to play secsquid game with me
(ahura) : pedaret

by ahura the sex November 3, 2021

Pedawi

"Chasingbread" in like 26 different languages.

San the Absolute Man: "Ayo, Mar is that Boris Chasingbread??"
Mar: "Nah, that's just Boris Pedawi."
San the Absolute Man: "What the frick is the difference, Mar?"
Mar: "It's just Chasingbread in like 26 different languages."

by Lassy Wassy November 6, 2021

Pedipulate

When you use your feet to exert control over an object.

Tony used his feet to pedipulate the pencil that had fallen on the floor.

by Pigdub November 7, 2021

Pedmal

Any type of gunk in between the toes of an organism.

My foot has so much pedmal in it.

by Rafillz November 16, 2021