twist the monkey

Stroke the cock

Hey Kaitlan I’m going to twist the monkey. Be back soon.

by JustALilBittt September 17, 2020

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Jizz Monkey

A person who likes cum a bit too much..

Carl: Yo bro i just came all over my wall
Josh: Bro you are such a jizz monkey

by Staklar September 22, 2020

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monkey asher

A monke who is NOT disabled

Sam: Monkey asher is NOT disabled!

by monke sam fan October 1, 2020

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Mayonnaise monkey

Racist slur targeted towards white people.

It is probably less used than other's such as Cracker.

Look at that mayonnaise monkey walking in our hood!

by Kubaj_CZ July 9, 2022

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When the male scrotum goes unshaven for an extended period of time. This then causes an itching sensation. The act of scratching the hairy scrotum is known as ticking the monkey. This due to the resemblance a hairy scrotum has to a monkey.

“Me and my girl were watching a movie and she was tickling the monkey.”

by Bill Bob Boo July 12, 2022

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Jizz Monkey

A Jizz Monkey is a stuffed animal, usually a Monkey plush with a slight slit cut into the bottom of the Monkey creating a hole for a man's weiner.

Greg: Dude why do you have this old crusty Monkey on your bed?
Colton: Dude don't touch that, that's my Jizz Monkey
Greg: Oh I have one too but it's pink not brown.

by MrMan420740 July 13, 2022

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