White Girl Mafia 

A group of white girls who are usually all wearing Lululemon and Hokas and pretending to be on a walk but are really just going to get iced coffee. White girl mafias are especially noticeable walking around town in the morning as they want to show that they are productive members of society and have woken up before everyone else. The term mafia comes from the fact that they move in groups and no one can stop them from getting their iced coffee. One of them probably asked you for a cigarette last night at the bar but professes that cigarettes are disgusting during the day. Try to break their routine and they’ll fucking kill you.

I was driving to work today and saw 4 different white girl mafias. All of them had iced coffee but we’re wearing work out clothing.

White Girl Mafia by durka_durka August 3, 2022

Juan's Magic Trick 

Juan's Magic Trick is when you and your partner (preferable male) shove a whole jar of Ragu into your asshole. After 2 1/2 minutes the jar will evaporate. Make sure to plug up your asshole so none of the Ragu falls out then get your partner and open up his foreskin. You need to pull out the butt plug and let the Ragu pour into his foreskin. After that tie up your partners foreskin for 3 weeks and then once you untie it the Ragu will be gone

Person 1: "Hey do you wanna do Juan's Magic Trick."
Person 2: "No what the fuck is wrong with you"

Juan's Magic Trick by Ragu God October 16, 2022

older sister magic 

A word documented in Heartstopper.
It describes the magic of an older sister.
Contains: appearing at a random moment without anyone noticing.

Nick: How'd you do that?
his sister: Older Sister Magic.

older sister magic by definethere December 4, 2022

the Italian mafi-ayy-ayy 

When you go to an mafia- sponsored AA meeting, only to get the alcoholic fucked out of you.

Man, I’m so sore from the Italian mafi-ayy-ayy meeting yesterday. They really did me in.

the Italian mafi-ayy-ayy by Steadlur February 9, 2023

$FM (Cash Family Mafia) 

Created in 2019, a clique formed by a money hungry loyal group. They consider each other family and no one in this group are traitors nor do they switch up on each other. Really close ties with the group originated in S.Korea, E4E clique. Allies of certain cliques and gangs, not specified(certain Blood gangs, certain Crip gangs, some GD, BD and Hoover), building alliances for a greater good. Enemies of this clique vary; some enemies include Taliban Bloods, 72 Mob, fake gangs and more. This clique is known to work hard for their money by building business, trades, deals and more without lying, cheating or stealing. This clique has ties around the world in Europe, Hawaii, Cali, NY, Chi, TX, LA, Georgia, and West Africa, where they receive protection and supplies. This clique does not look for trouble, but if beef is started with them, they play the game smartly and end it wisely. No one in this clique has been reported dead or found dead. Located in WA, spread throughout the cities, they are hard to locate once beefed with which makes it difficult for enemies to spot them. They have done “get backs” and whether they have killed or not, they will not specify due to safety of their “family”, from law and clout chasers. Cash Family Mafia looking to make the world more peaceful between gangs and cliques and bring allies up with them, not snakes, they hate snakes and “take out snakes & hoes” (they did not explain what they meant by that).

$FM (Cash Family Mafia) is the meaning of true brother/sisterhood that moves money and builds money in the smartest ways, like the mafia in the 60s use to move around.

$FM (Cash Family Mafia) by Tactical9mm_Info_Retriever February 16, 2023

Short Bus Mafia 

Those kids you used to make fun of because they wore helmets and rode the " special kids" mini bus to school have now formed their own wrecking crew

You shoulda seen it, they just rolled right over him, backed up and rolled him again shouting "Short Bus Mafia!"....that aint your grandma's powerchair, shit

Short Bus Mafia by SHACKDIESEL March 23, 2023

Ben’s Magic goo 

The odd, slightly sticky substance produced by cave trolls, namely those called “Ben”. Often found by those exploring the depths of his cave, this goo can either make you reproduce trollettes infinitely, or destroy the world.

Nic: We’re fricken trapped. There’s no way we will defeat the troll and get out!
Keria: We could try reproducing the trollettes and defeat the ben! That’s the only option.
Nic: How are we supposed to do that?
Keria: Downing Ben’s magic goo… it’s the only option…

Ben’s Magic goo by NiqU3@MKHBae_init! May 21, 2023