Camp Jack

Someone of lesser intelligence than a dodo bird but is capable of taming Iguanodons.
Synonyms: Retard, Sped, Dumbass

“I tamed four Iguanodons for you bro, I’m not useless” -Camp Jack

by Alabora67 July 15, 2020

Jack Bolton

Jack Bolton is a daft cunt who has the body of a worm. Maggie is dead. Bessies dead. Roy and Liz argue. Sams gay. Dylans bent. Your dogs gone. Fishy. Trout face. Mattys fit. Fliss is not. xxx.

Jack Bolton has a dead dog

by Matty Liddle November 7, 2018

Jack Bivins

An Islamic Terrorist

Wow did you here about that Jack Bivins and Osama Bin Laden!

by [e-mail] June 6, 2018

Jack in Vietnam

A renowned artist. Also his name is a very new currency unit in Vietnam

A foreigner: Is Jack in Vietnam very well-known?
Me: Yes. This is a new currency unit in our country.
A foreigner: How much is one Jack? I don't have any idea of it.
Me: 5 million dong.

by AB1liver July 21, 2022

Jack Bollock

A Norfolkism implying the existence of a third testicle. Not the left bollock nor the right bollock... but the Jack Bollock. NFN.

You won't think it's so fucking funny when that wasp stings ya on your Jack Bollock!

by renstar September 17, 2015

Finger jacking

Finger jacking is when you vigorously finger a women's vagina.

Robert was finger jacking David's girlfriend's pussy and she loved it

by Richard mor December 10, 2015

Hopeful Jack

A Luxembourgian deity. Common folk pray to him before Luxembourg's crop harvesting season to wish for a fresh and plentiful harvest.

Oh hopeful Jack, please bring us seventy thatchels of barley and hops to sell so we can afford to keep our shitty little cottage and continue to feed grandma instead of having to let her die. She could live a little while longer. "Hojek" (Amen but for hopeful jack)

by Gayboi34 March 27, 2020