Thanks John Madden

Said to someone that states the obvious. Inspired by famed football announcer and HOF coach John Madden. captain obvious

John Madden: Tom Brady has 49 TDs passes this season and Randy Moss has 22 rec TDs if Tom throws 1 more TD to Moss, Tom will have 50 TDs and Moss will have 23!

Al Michael: Thanks John Madden (under his breath) please die...

by Vishus55 January 2, 2009

John Dirty Ratcliffe

A clearly bribable ignoramus who has no background in intelligence who would be the right arm of the 45th President of the United States, just as AG William Barr is the left.

I am announcing my appointment of John Dirty Ratcliffe to the highest office in the intelligence world, whatever that office is called.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 29, 2019

parma john cheese

Nickname for John cheese meluch, a real American hero.

Parma John cheese is the type of nigga who dates girls who’re fake to expose them and beat off to their fake nudes

by John Cheese Meluch June 1, 2019

dwayne 'the john' rockson

A self-proclaimed rock star, see the john

PERSON 1: " You ready for the Ed Sheeran concert next year!"
PERSON 2: " Nah mate, Dwayne 'the john' Rockson all the way!"

by essenceofexistence May 10, 2017

john wilkes booth

After you abe lincoln a girl, as soon as you slap the top hat on, a friend (who has been slowly working one out) jumps out of the closet and shoots a load to the back of the girl's head, then get the hell out of there. In a perfect world the culprit needs to break his leg and scream latin gibberish, but just jumping out a window/running out the door will suffice. Timing needs to be perfect so it all depends on the dude jerking it in the background being able to nut on cue.

Kurt had just given dez the abe lincoln then as she put on the top hat phil came out of nowhere with and pulled a john wilkes booth.

by Billy Lumpkin April 25, 2005

You got it, John!

A way to confirm, deny or even avoid answering any question, or to give sarcastic praise to a friend.

Mark -"Alex, did you hook up with my girlfriend ??"
Alex-" you got it, John!"
Or
Mark-"hey Alex I'm on level 13 on candy crush!! "
Alex-" oh wow, you got it,John!"

by Kiwibaby August 24, 2014

John Patrick Douglas

A fun YouTube e that is relatable to all the kids. *dabs*
He loves the emoji movie so much he will make a camio in the new one ' the war of emojis ' as the forehead emoji.

Hey have you seen John Patrick Douglas

Yeah I heard he is being relatable with the kiddies

by l_Squiggley_l August 25, 2017