by truefactsgod July 9, 2024

When you want to have a chill night and not blackout. You say, “I’m only going out for 2 beers no shots”. Which inevitably leads to you blackout the F out. Every single time.
Man 1: wanna drink tonight?
Man 2: sure, but I’m only having 2 beers no shots
Later that day….
Man 1&2: absolutely sideways.
Man 2: sure, but I’m only having 2 beers no shots
Later that day….
Man 1&2: absolutely sideways.
by ModifiedPotato October 27, 2023

Mok Shot
(Noun)
A Mok Shot is a term used in Valorant to describe a flashy, high-risk flick or outrageous shot that somehow lands perfectly. It’s the exact opposite of a Lau Shot: while a Lau Shot is a reckless attempt that ends in an embarrassing whiff, a Mok Shot is that same reckless attempt actually connecting in the most stylish way possible. The key to a Mok Shot is that it isn’t a “safe” or “calculated” play — it’s the kind of shot you take purely for the highlight reel, and when it works, it looks like god-tier aim rather than dumb luck. Teammates usually react with disbelief, either hyping you up as a prodigy or flaming you for getting away with nonsense you shouldn’t have pulled off in the first place.
(Noun)
A Mok Shot is a term used in Valorant to describe a flashy, high-risk flick or outrageous shot that somehow lands perfectly. It’s the exact opposite of a Lau Shot: while a Lau Shot is a reckless attempt that ends in an embarrassing whiff, a Mok Shot is that same reckless attempt actually connecting in the most stylish way possible. The key to a Mok Shot is that it isn’t a “safe” or “calculated” play — it’s the kind of shot you take purely for the highlight reel, and when it works, it looks like god-tier aim rather than dumb luck. Teammates usually react with disbelief, either hyping you up as a prodigy or flaming you for getting away with nonsense you shouldn’t have pulled off in the first place.
“Dude swung with an Operator, quick-flicked a Jett mid-dash, and actually hit it — that was a Mok Shot.”
by Der2032 September 1, 2025

by Princess Karen September 14, 2021

A surprise cum shot to the face originating from a dick that cannot be located. The offending dick is typically attached to a person in a tree, atop a building, or using one of those Predator cloaking device dealies.
by Madro August 8, 2015

by shotunit420 March 24, 2016
