rat fingers

Anyone who has stubby, crooked fingers. Expect this person's fingernails to be yellow and jagged .

Dude, ever since Rat Fingers played with my cards, I've felt the need to wash my hands after using them.

by tootsieSalmon June 5, 2003

Two Finger Wiggle

A method of inciting wetness in a female by inserting the ring and middle fingers into the vagina and wiggling them very fast.

Barlow hit Pash with the two finger wiggle round the back of KFC. She loved it!!

by Panje October 21, 2010

Rusty Finger Puppet

Like a rusty trombone, but somewhat straighter. Performing anilingus on your woman whilst diddling her vaginal canal. Classy move, and lets her know hepatitis ain't no thing.

Although I enjoyed that Rusty Finger Puppet last night, you might want to get a blood test.

by TrevtrevO May 28, 2010

Finger Feet Syndrome

feet that have such freakishly long toes that they look like fingers, hence 'finger feet'

feet take on a hand-like image.

Guy one: omg dude i can't bleieve you shagged that chick, she has finger feet syndrome!

Guy two: man, it was great though! she scratched my back with them!

Guy one: sick!

by andy mathias ;] February 7, 2008

3 fingers up

Your in love with jidon and your a professional rawdogger

omg tyler put 3 fingers up he's a professional rawdogger

by woooow lol May 4, 2022

five fingers Mary

A wanker's girlfriend.

Ever since Sheila broke up with me I've been dating five fingers Mary.

by octopod November 25, 2003

4 fingers up

you get a crazy amount of females

Charlie throws up 4 fingers up every day

by Shahsbsb May 7, 2022