Facebook Chair 

Also known as, the toilet. So named as its the most common place smartphone users update there Facebook page

Is John on the Facebook Chair?

Bob: I have to go to the toilet.

Hubert: Dont you mean the Facebook Chair?

Facebook Chair by BettyBlue March 27, 2011

Facebook DJ 

A person who constantly posts music videos on facebook for the sole reason of having the feeling of being a real life DJ. They get a sense of pride from all of the "Likes" and comments they receive, which further fuels their delusion of being a DJ.

Dude, look at all these great songs I posted on my page!

Give it a rest, Facebook DJ

Facebook DJ by S. Sinani March 30, 2011

Facebook jonesing 

When a person has a strong desire to check their Facebook page but doesn't have access to a computer, mobile device or the site is blocked, usually at work.

Also called "fajonesing"

You must really be Facebook jonesing right now.

Facebook jonesing by WingoftheSun May 14, 2011

Facebook Challenged 

someone who doesn't have a Facebook page.

Pete didn't see your post on Facebook. He is Facebook challenged.

Facebook Challenged by CJ1311 May 28, 2011

Facebook Lad 

When someone who is normally more restricted and quiet comes up with lad comments on Facebook.

Person 1: What cocktail recipes should we try for the party on Friday?
Facebook Lad: Just give us a pint ;)
Person 2: FACEBOOK LAD.

Facebook Lad by darkfish June 10, 2011

Facebook Flood 

Having your facebook newsfeed flooded about updates of a particular event(s)

A: man, I got facebook flooded by all these NHL games.

B: orly? Mine's flooded with apps.

Facebook Flood by idontknowwhatnametouse December 1, 2011

Facebookcation

The act of placing your facebook account in suspended status to focus on more important things in life or to just avoid the drama.

Lee needed a facebookcation after realizing he spent more time on facebook than studying thus causing him to fail an exam.

Facebookcation by L33_1 November 22, 2011