Motherly, small, sexy, multi-colored, ugly, dumb, uneducated, yellow creature that gives head/wacks-off with self-tanner, underneath the table/dashboard/cove and enjoys the company of rain.
by Daniel Clemydia July 30, 2008

A person whom uses crappy pick up lines that have 60% chance to land, usually not to the desired effect.
Also someone who for an unknown reason instinctively peels lemons.
Also someone who for an unknown reason instinctively peels lemons.
by Forg Wizord May 1, 2023

The best being to ever exist. A duck that wears scrunchies, says sksksksksksk and i oop instead of quaking. Often seen wearing oversized shirts, burkenstocks, nude lipgloss, natural makeup and carrying hydroflasks.
Never approach a vsco duck if you aren't willing to join them in the vsco world.
Never approach a vsco duck if you aren't willing to join them in the vsco world.
by stansoebeee July 8, 2020

Toilet Duck (somebody/something) to criticize a person or organization for tagging or mentioning others in an online social media post.
The well known entrepreneur decided to toilet duck a small startup after he was tagged in a post about climate change.
She was toilet ducked by the head of media from a corporation that citing their brand should not be tagged in online posts.
He doesn’t believe that toilet ducking individuals on social media should be socially acceptable.
She was toilet ducked by the head of media from a corporation that citing their brand should not be tagged in online posts.
He doesn’t believe that toilet ducking individuals on social media should be socially acceptable.
by Super-le-Tiv February 6, 2022

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by OnePunchFetus February 19, 2019
