Dick Burp

Any burp inbetween the time period of when someone gives a blowjob to when they brush their teeth.

Mark: I was laying next to my gf after she gave me a blowjob and realized she dicked burped on me

Justin: Gross. Dick Burp.

by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS October 21, 2010

Dick year

A dick-year, also dick year or dickyear (symbol: dy), is a unit of length equal to just over 55 meters (or about 182 feet). As defined by the International Penile Union (IPU), a dick-year is the distance equivalent to the length of dicks a girl can go through in one Julian year (assuming a rate of one dick per day at a length of 15 centimeters or 6 inches per dick).

"Hey man, how far from home are we?" "About 47 dick years."

by SotoMizer May 7, 2013

gobble a dick

A term used to tell someone to shut their face by way of gobbling a dick.

Josh is sofa king annoying, I wish he'd just go gobble a dick already!

by GlazeHer May 28, 2014

dick picker

an unfavorable person; literally, one who picks debris and/or foreign organisms off of a penis, esp. one's own.

"yo dick picker... get your lame busted-up porno mags off of my bed before i house you!"

by kagus christ October 30, 2003

Walty dick

A dickhead

Walty dick means someone is being a dickhead

by Luke macdonald October 17, 2017

dick dumpster

a hole where many hwang chungs have gone before, used and slopppy, usually said to slutty people

Man, what a stupid dick dumpster

by GWAR January 12, 2005

iguana dick

happens when you jerk off with shampoo and the chemicals react with your skin. the skin on your penis proceeds to dry up and become scaly and iguana-like.

guy 1: i am never jerking off with shampoo ever again

guy 2: do what happened? (guy 1 shows guy two his penis) gross! your dick looks like a damn iguana

guy 1: (to himself) hmmm, iguana dick. i'm gonna put this on urban dictionary.

by iguanapenis April 20, 2009