Sour Cream Bandit

Someone who sneakily milks cows (often in a sexual manner) for their own pleasure

My bro Marvin is a sour cream bandit!

by deltron 3030 November 18, 2015

Memphis Cream Pie

The act of packing cocaine underneath the foreskin of your penis, followed by dipping the head of the penis in cocaine once more, and then engaging in vaginal or anal intercourse until reaching climax while creating a numbing-high sensation for the female partner.

Ricky gave me the wildest Memphis Cream Pie last night I swear I almost fainted it was so good!

by chowderboi1911 May 08, 2023

Strawberry Cream

When you cum in a girl on her period and eat her out.

“Man, my girl said we couldn’t fuck cause she was on her period”
“Gotta get that strawberry cream”

by Dudeidk October 26, 2020

strawberry cream

a gingers seamen

girl 1: did you get that strawberry cream last night
girl 2: no❤️

by j3nnuzzle August 16, 2020

Cream Egged

The act of pushing seamen out of one’s anus during a bout of diarrhea.

Johnny cream egged all over my chest last night after a night of love making and diarrhea.

by ParkwayParish October 25, 2023

CreamS(h)tick

When an individual shits and reaches into the toilet take the shit out very carefully puts it into the fridge to solidify it. The person puts gasoline into a cup or measuring cup. Then the person ejaculates into the cup of choice and then gets the solidified shit and drills into the middle through the left or right end not all the way through. Then they put the 'cream' or semen into the turn. Put it back into the fridge and enjoy!

Gary loves his CreamS(h)tick!!

by VomitCock May 26, 2017

Ice Cream Cock

The act of putting your cock inside of any frozen dessert and then your bitch giving your flavored cock some head.

Casey, "Yo Jordan, are you free this weekend?"
Jordan, "Yes I am. Why?"
Casey, "I'm finna do some ice cream cock if ya feel me."

by essemg April 29, 2019