Ben

Ruler of all monkeys, all monkeys will rule over our king and lord. He is the second coming of christ. Monkeys will be smited if they talk down to the god.
Ben loves monkeys, its just he mildly dislikes bad or evil monkeys

Monkeys: "OOOH OOH HAAAH HAAH!!!"
Ben: "Thank you, thank you."
Evil Monkey: "HAAH OOH HAA HAA HOOH!!"
Monkeys: *gasp*
Ben: *slaughters the monkey until it releases digestive fluids

"Yeah dude bens a total monkey god."
"I know right?!"

by PeeMuncher April 7, 2022

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Ben

20 inch dong looks like eminem can lift your mother. Don't trust him with your mother he is tough and smarter than elon bust and Steve jobless.

Damn this guy is like Ben but only half of him.

by Unbeknownst December 2, 2021

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ben stone

Ben Stone is the sweetest man alive. He’s always honest and will die trying to make someone love themselves. He’s a huge nerd that loves Nintendo and The Legend of Zelda. He’ll never know just how much he means to the world.

“I think I’m in love with Ben Stone.”

by TrashBandit17 March 31, 2020

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ben norwood

BIG sweaty Fortnite player... gets all the girls, super sexy. Make sure to bow to your overlord if you ever encounter a Ben Norwood. £500 earnings

wow this guy is cracked at Fortnite... he must be a Ben Norwood

by Liam the cheese lover February 2, 2021

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An absolute specimen of a human being with the biggest cock known to man. Any guy who sees him gets instantly erect so much that their dick falls off.

Lachlan: Is that Ben.
Alessio: Oh my god my dick is so erect I think I need to go to the hospital.

by BenHasMassiveCock March 22, 2022

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