American Healthcare

See also: College, Taxes, Nonexistant, expensive

Bob lives in Britain, he always says to be careful in my war video games, the soldiers can't afford or find American Healthcare.

by anonymous February 13, 2024

North American Sandwich

When a Canadian, American and a Mexican have a three-some.

"I had a North American Sandwich last night. It was the best of the North and South."

by kanyeadian February 27, 2024

American police man

Mostly a racist ass white cop that is in America and likes to pull his strap when a nigga has done nothing. (AKA the guy who killed George Floyd)

Devante: Who is that Mike?
Mike: Nigga shut the fuck up its a American police man he is gonna spread our cheeks is he sees us.

by your_blackie9 February 28, 2024

American Air

A very bad airlines

A; you wanna go on American Air??
B: nooooooooooooo!!!

by Will's girlfriend is Korean February 29, 2024

American Roulette

Ordering buffalo wings at normal temperature, then ordering one wing as hot as possible and hiding it in the pile.

My coworkers and I played American roulette at the company happy hour, Bob from accounting lost.

by Jimbo Rooney March 8, 2024

American riviera orchard

It’s American. It’s a Riviera and it’s in an Orchard. A Yacht girl turned con artist lifestyle celebrity wannabe threw darts at a word board and came up with this title so she can merch and fund the lifestyle of her unemployable balding husband.

First up for sale: porcelain bananas with your name on it

I saw an ad for American Riviera Orchard. I laughed and kept scrolling..

by Sweetforehead1 March 14, 2024

American Apple Snatch

An American Apple Snatch is when you put red white and blue glitter into you urethra, then an apple is inserted and you begin to stroke yourself by yanking on the apple stem, and before you ejaculate you snatch the apple out then your penis will blast the glitter out.

Last night I gave myself an American Apple Snatch, and it was exquisite.

by Baatar March 16, 2024