Fucking boring. Its called football yet they dont use their feet. If you are struggling to sleep just put a game of american football on and youll be sleeping by the end of the first quater.
by Simple fakts April 4, 2021
Get the American Footballmug. An endurance sport similar to the Olympic Triathlon, however, instead of running, biking, and swimming, the disciplines competed in are Stock Car Racing (ie NASCAR,) Hot Dog Eating, and throwing (American) footballs through toilet seats.
by Musty Musk Man March 30, 2025
Get the American Triathlonmug. -Formal~ An idiot, usually mispronouncing words of the English language.
-Informal~ An individual who lives in the USA and thinks it's safe.
-Informal~ An individual who lives in the USA and thinks it's safe.
by This guy man... June 25, 2025
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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq December 28, 2024
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Matthew: “She’s a Walmart-American.”
Matthew: “She’s a Walmart-American.”
by Onehappytoker December 23, 2022
Get the Walmart-Americanmug. by Big aldo May 11, 2021
Get the american mushroom headmug. ...looks can be deceiving; "thin" does not, automatically, translate: healthy. w/ that said: just because a person is "overweight" does not mean they will keel over @ any given moment.
There are varied social statuses, educational backgrounds, etcetera.
Not here 2 bash the Americas, but my observation(s) of being born & raised are this: we have a problem w/narcotics coupled w/methods like hypnosis, electoshock therapy, etc.
This is the Americas; many cultures have decended upon this continent; many not by choice.
There are generations of ppls here w/ deep seeded hatred 4 the Americas. Free 2 come here...many made
that sacrifice.
You know, I watched The Mauritanian.
I know what its like 2 have next 2 nothing & what its like to have a lot. I know what "working hard" can mean; its not, always, physical labor.
With that said: it takes hard work 2 be "stupid", so don't accuse Americans of being stupid.
Not many have a choice of free will..not all exercise it. Many force their right of free will upon others thereby taking away another's right to free will.
ALL Americans see eye to eye (ever found 100% unison in a home, etc?); many do not know the existence of many more. Just like there are many foreign continent ancestors with American children, relatives, etcetera? Many Americans migrated to other continents (for varied reasons).♻️
I cannot eat "fast food" the way I did when in hs. I was able to become an educated, adult, American....
There are varied social statuses, educational backgrounds, etcetera.
Not here 2 bash the Americas, but my observation(s) of being born & raised are this: we have a problem w/narcotics coupled w/methods like hypnosis, electoshock therapy, etc.
This is the Americas; many cultures have decended upon this continent; many not by choice.
There are generations of ppls here w/ deep seeded hatred 4 the Americas. Free 2 come here...many made
that sacrifice.
You know, I watched The Mauritanian.
I know what its like 2 have next 2 nothing & what its like to have a lot. I know what "working hard" can mean; its not, always, physical labor.
With that said: it takes hard work 2 be "stupid", so don't accuse Americans of being stupid.
Not many have a choice of free will..not all exercise it. Many force their right of free will upon others thereby taking away another's right to free will.
ALL Americans see eye to eye (ever found 100% unison in a home, etc?); many do not know the existence of many more. Just like there are many foreign continent ancestors with American children, relatives, etcetera? Many Americans migrated to other continents (for varied reasons).♻️
I cannot eat "fast food" the way I did when in hs. I was able to become an educated, adult, American....
🇹🇹I'm proud to be an american; at least, I know I'm free and I won't forget those who gave their lives....
And I stand up and say...
G-d bless the USA🇺🇲
Conversation on a bus: American person 1: bashing America, bashing America, blah, blah, blah
person 2: So, why did you come back?
person 1: I'm from here.
And I stand up and say...
G-d bless the USA🇺🇲
Conversation on a bus: American person 1: bashing America, bashing America, blah, blah, blah
person 2: So, why did you come back?
person 1: I'm from here.
by ¡USA! March 21, 2021
Get the Americanmug.