bush mechanic

A guy who knows how to handle vagina with skill.

Hey baby, I'm your bush mechanic. Let me fix you up!

by Breezy Briel October 23, 2017

Watering the Bushes

This occurs when you expel your spank juice and go to empty the rain from your meat tube. Your garden hose will be weak after the storm that just took place, and the bushes (your hanging walnuts) will get a nice rain shower. Fun fact: An occasional rain shower helps the bushes grow nice and strong!

Tyraint: Yo brewski, schlong time no see. Wanna hit the club this weekend?

Big Queefy: Sup tyrantula.. I think I gotta take the weekend off. I slammed this 350-lb gorilla last weekend and there was a severe thunderstorm, so my garden hose has been super weak lately. I’ve been watering the bushes the last 5 days, so I gotta take some time to recover.

Tyraint: Damn sounds like you banged Whorambe’s sister? I would’ve loved to experience that, good for you my guy. Hope you and your bushes are doing well, take care.

by Stoney69 June 22, 2022

Bill Bush

The only bush people are talking about in the 2016 election

Bill bush probably hopes he could some girls by the pussy like trump

by Spiderpenguin October 24, 2016

Bush Bang

When a man has sex with a woman who has a very hairy, bushlike vagina.

I had a bush bang with kiara this morning! Her vagina was a jungle!

by Sam Leisenring April 22, 2015

bush haircut

The stereotypical gay haircut

Bro I see you got the bush haircut

by Lucasbiggay268 October 2, 2018

Bush Pickle

(N) noun: A small, uncircumcised penis surrounded by way too much public hair.

"Stacy, did you hook up with that Sigma Kappa guy last night?"

"Yeah, he wanted me to give him head but I choked halfway through on his bush pickle, i couldn't breathe and it took me forever to find the thing!"

by dixonhand June 30, 2020

Beating off behind the bush

Synonymous with beating around the bush.

I know there’s something weighing on your mind Johnny, just stop beating off behind the bush and and say it.

by anonymous July 24, 2021