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No simp Valentine's

For the ones who are single on 14th February you have to pass this challenge for good luck next year's valentine's day.

The rules are simple:no simping over bitches,no masturbating and no roses.
-Hey man I passed No simp Valentine's
-How do you feel?
- Empty💀
by Ieepuroy February 14, 2022
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Simp

A homie who puts hoes before the bro's
Jun's such a simp for Mary Vanderwood The 3rd.

Jun's a fucking simp lmao for Mary Vanderwood The 3rd
by sailorjjun June 18, 2020
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Simp

Guy who gives up on his own respect to try to please a hoe who doesn’t care about him
That dude just sold his playstation to buy sum bitch a pair of shoes. He a simp!
by Jav23 July 5, 2022
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Simp

by Pajongrunhkij September 20, 2020
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Simp

It means Suckers Idolizing mediocre pussy. That's the original term before zoomers started using it not knowing what it means.
He likes that fat bitch? He's a simp.
by Tonibler May 12, 2024
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simps

Used to confuse people for fun.
s - simple
i - ice cream
m - melts
p - popcorn
s - pural
Person a: Oh hey!! Look at the simps online
person b: simple ice cream melts popcorn pural?
person a: what.
by ur local sunflower October 16, 2020
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Simp

when you go above and beyond for some randon girl, whilst doggin the boys
oh ash you are a simp dogged the boys when we about to play r6 comp for a thot that basically cheated on u
by wujodbibfiujbf October 7, 2020
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