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Something that you type on your keyboard when you are bored out of your mind!

Girl one: "How was class?"
Girl two: "It was so jahhkehdsp'/;p0-00908l'k'sjf:j;js;j igqprwf/ilyoid//ejjfjdhfdd!"

by KeiraAmazingGirl November 15, 2016

J's Stage

The stage in a man's life where he spends the majority of his life. This stage is where a man has a job and some money but his mentality is still very immature. He only cares about; what he wears, how he looks, how is publicly perceived, what his friends think, how many hoes he has, playing games romantically and his appearance on social media. Also known as the "Keeping up w/the Jones's"era. Always only wearing Jordans and name brand. Posting receipts and stacks of cash on socials. (Generally a bunch of dollar bills wrapped in a few hundreds or twenties. Spending all his money on name brand clothes and stacking debt. Rather than saving, planning for retirement, investing or buying items that hold true equity. This stage usually last until mid 30's to early 40's and is accompanied by 1 if not 2 baby mama's.

Babe, I love you! I promise, I'm past my J's stage, I want to build a life with you and buy a home. 🤣
Or
I need a man who is not stuck in his J's stage!

Or
Nah girl, it ain't serious. That boy still in his J's stage. On to the next.

by Linksjamar March 23, 2024

J

Name

I hate J! Everybody hates J

by Highschoolgraduate4.0 August 15, 2025

J

its a j, typically located next to the h and the k on a keyboard.

Man, I love the letter J

by KTR1218 July 12, 2022

J*ron

Weed style. Only to be said by the chillest of the chillest. To be caught chilling J*ron style is the highest honor in the stoner community.

Let’s go chill J*ron style!

by Weed Style November 22, 2023

Homer j fong

Homer j fong. He gets banned from any all you can eat buffet.

Human legend homer j Fong went into the all you can eat buffet, and proceeded to eat everything for $15. The owner asked him to stop that. He refused. They called the police.

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 22, 2019

J-tank

A tank or "the tank" used to produce the world we have today. It was the tank that adam shoved in eve (his penis). The tank that rose from the dead (jesus). The tank that won the revolution (america). And the tank that carries everyone on there back today (china). If you have ever seen anything unstoppable, important, and truly amazing, call it a J-tank.

Girl: Dude look at that big ass stud, he is so ripped. I would so ride his cock for hours.
Other girl: no you couldn't. You wouldn't be able to take it cause he's a J-tank. Its probably to big!

by Awesome dictionary man April 30, 2013