facebook sibling

A brother or sister who only shares their accomplishments and fun life events with you. They don’t like or love you enough to confide in you or even consider you a true friend. In fact, if you were not related, they would have nothing to do with you.

My sister is just a Facebook sibling. Everything she shares with me is all of the trips they go on and how much her husband loves her and is the perfect dad. I have to find out about the real stuff going on in her life from another family member or one of her friends.

by @farmgirl March 9, 2025

facebook awake

When you are awake enough to engage in social media but not yet ready to get out of bed & face the real world (Facebook awake)

Great party last night , feeling it today though . Stayed in bed until noon but was (facebook awake) since 9:00

by Yolo4ever October 4, 2016

Pissing all over my Facebook

Liking or commenting on everything you put on Facebook. Original by "Matt Harris"

She is pissing all over my Facebook, so I deleted her.

by Cctmthompson August 11, 2013

facebook dog

A coondog blown up or hyped up beyond expectations

Willie being bred to Jlo is a Facebook dog match made in heaven!

by Coondawger December 28, 2017

Facebook break

Browsing Facebook frequently to break up the monotony of your work day.

Co-worker: You want to grab some coffee?

You: Sure, but give me 5 minutes. I'm on a Facebook break.

by ohmytodd December 28, 2010

Facebook controlling misinformation

What you say to someone when they say something buffoonishly idiotic or something silly

Facebook controlling misinformation? Yes ! Facebook thinking or actually controlling any misinformation is like me saying Stalin is alive. Facebook does not and can't, nor should it, control any misinformation.

by Sexydimma February 3, 2022

Facebook Mafia

The tough guys behind keyboards

I posted something that someone didn't like and the Facebook Mafia came after me to blast my post.

by Brozilla 36 July 1, 2023