Best game ever. All you do is set your camera to "Flash: ON" then come up behind your victim, put the camera in their face right at the last second before taking a photo while simultaneously yelling loudly 'I BLINDS YOU!'
Guaranteed the shot will be awesome, and a skilled photog can even get themselves in the shot pissing themselves in the background.
Guaranteed the shot will be awesome, and a skilled photog can even get themselves in the shot pissing themselves in the background.
Steve aka The Assailant: Check this shit out... Bernice is gonna shit herself *flash: ON* *creeps up* I BLINDS YOU BITCH!
Bernice aka The Victim: Dammit Steve, I just shit myself. But I can't stay mad at you.. *LOLZ ROFLMAOZ* It should be an awesome photo! Thanks for the memories!
Steve aka The Assailant: You're quite welcome...... Bitch.
Bernice aka The Victim: Dammit Steve, I just shit myself. But I can't stay mad at you.. *LOLZ ROFLMAOZ* It should be an awesome photo! Thanks for the memories!
Steve aka The Assailant: You're quite welcome...... Bitch.
by babom July 17, 2007

This was a phrase inspired by Vine videos from the 90’s when a Vine Star got excited and humbled their words saying ‘sksksk’ then said after their arm movements got even more frantic while talking...
“And I...oop...*pause*... I hit my balls!”
The cross dresser regained himself and continued speaking.
In hip hop culture, a different spelling of ‘opp’ in rap songs but still pronounced the same refers to someone of infidelity who prefers ‘other people’s pussy.’
The phrase has been dormant for some time but had a resurgence in 2019 when teenage girls obsessed with 99’s culture (Birkenstock’s, scrunchies, oversized shirts, Burt’s Bees, and Puka Shell necklaces) brought back the 90’s under the Photo App name VSCO.
“And I...oop...*pause*... I hit my balls!”
The cross dresser regained himself and continued speaking.
In hip hop culture, a different spelling of ‘opp’ in rap songs but still pronounced the same refers to someone of infidelity who prefers ‘other people’s pussy.’
The phrase has been dormant for some time but had a resurgence in 2019 when teenage girls obsessed with 99’s culture (Birkenstock’s, scrunchies, oversized shirts, Burt’s Bees, and Puka Shell necklaces) brought back the 90’s under the Photo App name VSCO.
by Dr. Henry J October 4, 2019

A phrasing technique originating in Palo Alto, California, which states an obscene preference to something the speaker wishes to avoid.
Chris: Hey, want to go to the unaccompanied sax concert? I hear the performer is pretty casj.
Julian: I would rather eat a sack of writhing gerbils than do that.
Julian: I would rather eat a sack of writhing gerbils than do that.
by Hombre3000 March 2, 2010

chad: hey babe i did a thing
stephanie: what was it?
chad: i fucked your sister last night
shaphanie: wdym? ur joking?
chad: well, it was anal so like that doesn’t even count
stephanie: no i asked if you were joking because i don’t have a sister. my brother just has long hair...
stephanie: what was it?
chad: i fucked your sister last night
shaphanie: wdym? ur joking?
chad: well, it was anal so like that doesn’t even count
stephanie: no i asked if you were joking because i don’t have a sister. my brother just has long hair...
by NowWayDudeS January 1, 2021

by Im me from the b January 5, 2009

"Shit yo when andre was like i smell bacon i was like damn nigga, the po po is comin.
"werd, den wut happened?"
"Nigga, once the 5-0 cracked dat joint i kicked it off da heezy and bounced."
"werd, den wut happened?"
"Nigga, once the 5-0 cracked dat joint i kicked it off da heezy and bounced."
by straight up gangster nigger phil March 20, 2005
