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Chris

Chris is a major dick that will steal all of the alcoholic beverages at parties, get drunk, and then pass the fuck out and not interact with anyone the rest of the night. He is also one to be on a tight leash in a relationship and be completely secluded with her and ignore anyone else.
Person 1: “Where’d all the alcohol go?”
Person 2: “Oh, Chris took and drank all of it.”
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Chris

Chris is an annoying but funny person he needs to shut the fuck up sometimes. :D He gets jelous really easily but like bitch what??
Chris, stop being annoying.
by ThatUrbanDictionaryGirll December 19, 2018
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chris parkinson

A total douch who may be black, drinks large amounts of grape soda and has a collection of non running expensive cars
by Thetruthsayer1982 January 7, 2018
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The Chris Cycle

A philosophical concept created by Ryn Ramz in an effort to explain the arguing methods of Chris Sanchez. The cycle can be dissolved down to this:
1. Make an argument
2. Get Proven Wrong.
3. Say "no"
4. Say "but..." and then present a new argument or arbitrary fact.
5. Repeat
Not to be confused with the historical revisionist concept of The Keegan Cycle invented in an attempt to defame keegan by the notorious Chris Sanchez.
"Traps are not gay."
"No.... Jesus was a vegetable"
"You're just using the Chris Cycle!"
by HighlyFunctionalAutism October 18, 2018
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chris and ysabel

the perfect couple that had it awkward in the beginning but ended up perfectly perfect for each other
i wish i had a relationship like chris and ysabel
by ysabely November 4, 2017
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Chris

Chris is a boy who plays with girls emotions.but not all Chris are like that some are. But he would always protect you. And he would treat you like a queen.
Chris will never let you get hurt accept if there's clowns.
by Letty Montrose April 23, 2019
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