Canadian Milk Bag

A Canadian Milk Bag is when you purée man gravy and diarrhea, suck it up with a mini turkey baster and drop a tad in your whiskey lovin’ friends finest bottle of bourbon. If they have a whiskey bar, dose up every single bottle. Not too much though, you don’t want them to notice. You must be able to repeat this task over and over again until they die. Why you ask? Because we all know that Canadians make the best whisky. This also works for tequila.

Tonight I’m going over my friend Mikes house. If he starts making my ears bleed about his fuckin’ whiskey collection, I’m gonna Canadian Milk Bag his whole bar. Hey, I never said I was a good friend.

by Capt. Carfentnyl November 6, 2023

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forbidden chocolate milk

You have a hat you've worn for years, but never washed. Fill a sink with water and detergent. Dip your hat in the sink and wring it out multiple times. Now, you have produced forbidden chocolate milk.

Keep our child out of the bathroom. I'm washing my hat in there, and the sink is full of forbidden chocolate milk.

by LazyRooster November 7, 2023

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Twinky milk

Twinky milk is a term used to refer a twink who’s being milked and drinkable item.

The man was happy to lactate the twink and drink his Twinky Milk.

by LordDoomShinji November 13, 2023

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Milk Stevens

Referring to gravity bong that has produced a yellowish smoke.

Bro that geeb is Milk Stevens!

by Bigmoochiesauce November 16, 2023

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Milk Appreciation Week

Starting on the second week of January the alleged time frame of the first known historic consumption of milk. During this week milk drinks are recommended to drink and support public appreciation milk. Addition empowering closeted milk drinks to be true to their nature.

You guys it’s Milk Appreciation Week. Finally a week comfortably publicly express my enjoyment of milk.

by W. D. Scroll December 23, 2023

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