Milk slap

When you nut in your hand till it fills halfway than go up to someone and slap them as hard as you can with the nut hand

Guy 1: Yesterday I gave my girlfriend a milk slap!
Guy 2: what happened?
Guy 1: she left me.

by Samuraignome June 05, 2023

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save a cow milk a milkman

it means to use the milkmans semen and not milk a cow

have you seen the milkman from thats not my neighborhood? save a cow milk a milkman am i right?

by bluea May 08, 2024

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Aged like Fine Milk

When something aged so bad it's actually good.

Kwite: "The SSSniperWolf situation can't get any worse"
Random guy in the comments 2 years later: "This aged like fine milk"

by theboxmann October 18, 2023

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In the milk

In the sarcastic, shade throwing word flow

Damn! Gerg was really in the milk when he ragged on that 78 year old lady's cardigan, and made fun of her dead husband. She had NO comeback.

by Strictlytrolling June 28, 2023

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Milking press

When a woman does paizuri aka a tit fuck, on a man while holding his hands.

"Hey man, sorry I couldn't meet up last night; I was getting ready to go out, but Alex was in a mood when she returned from the office. She wanted to get my attention by showing me something, giving me a milking press till my legs gave out" "Wow, lucky you, bro, I couldn't imagine. Sounds romantic."

by Curare the defenestrator February 24, 2023

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