Filter fucked

1. When one is so wasted that their filter (liver and kidneys) are in fact fucked. Persistent states of filter fucked can result in Keith Richards like bodily function or the lack thereof bearing the need for dialysis.

2. When you have embibed so much alcohol that you light the wrong end of your cigarette.

3. When the filter between your brain and your mouth fails to function.

1. I got so filter fucked last night I woke up yellow and my pee stunk like burnt coffee.

2. Filter fuck ME! Gimme another cigarette...

3. Sorry babe, didn't mean to say that Taylor Swift would be worth going to jail for, my filter's fucked.

by Mattyboyee June 29, 2008

Gas Fucked

A play on the expression "ass fucked". When the price of gas rises so high it is likened to anal sex and the pain often associated therein.

Guy 1: Damn it man, it cost 50 bucks to fill up my car

Guy 2: You totally got gas fucked

by jdbombassmofo December 2, 2011

Fuck Chris

Fuck Chris is a statement you make after celebrating even the smallest of victories. The vocal celebration of Chris' misery acts as a shield of hope surrounding all of those who summon it. Fuck Chris!

Did you hear about Trussville's most recent crime and education stats? Haha, Fuck Chris.

by fuckchrisindeed July 27, 2017

Buffer Fucked

When buffering occurs repeatedly while trying to watch T.V. or a movie on ones computer.

I was trying to watch a movie on Netflix but kept getting Buffer Fucked.

by N4CER32 October 19, 2011

Fucking donut

Is an insult that surpassed all insults and is another word for saying Fuck you you son of a bitch

Fucking donut
-Gordon Ramsey

by OMAR NUMBER 1 -SOMEone said September 30, 2019

fuck chunk

dried remnants of sexual fluids(both male & female) sometimes found between the underside of the penis and scrotum, on bed sheets, undergarments, or tangled in pubic hair

I woke up still drunk, wondering what or who I had done last night. As I dropped my pants for a morning pee, I noticed fuck chunks hanging from the pubic hair on my testicles, a sure sign I had gotten lucky.

by Scott Martin June 29, 2006

Fuck-wrinkle

Someone who ruins the mood

Mom get out of my room you fuck-wrinkle.

by Franklin Longbottom December 6, 2012