Chris

Chris is typically a long nick giraffe ass looking motherfucker a skyscraper built body build regular people can reach Heights up to 6 feet or 6’1 he is the 14th floor no scratch that the 24th floor he’s perfect for Bodyguard work and he’s a mamón OHH and don’t let him get too drunk he might call your mama fat his dick is laughable he’s a computer and he glitches a lot and it was a Chris Who played slender man in the movie.

Jose - “yo I got rob last night ion feel safe”
Kenny - “bro I got you my cuz got dis long neck nigga name Chris as his bodyguard TRUST ME no body runnin up on that guy”

by CHRIS DAZ November 23, 2021

Chris

Chris is de knapste en slimste persoon die je ooit hebt ontmoet. Je kan hem maar beter bevriend houden, want met hem in jouw leven heb je enkel nog geluk! Vergeet Chris niet soms even te knuffelen, daardoor laad zijn energie op en kan hou jou weer geluk bieden. Een Chris in je leven is net zoals tandpasta, je kan niet zonder!

Jongen 1: "Ik heb net met Chris geknuffeld"
Jongen 2: "Dan heb je veel geluk!"

by JasperUitBrabant November 21, 2021

Chris fixed

"Chris fixed" is something that was fixed or repaired cheaply with common handtools at home.

Ah! so you Chris fixed your car

by kwentschair October 28, 2019

Chris

Chris is a jock and is usually very very good in the sport that he plays Chris's tend to be fuckboys and jump from girl to girl but girls love to be around him because they know how to talk to girls and make them intrested

Omg Chris is fine let's chill with him

by Seattle kingz July 17, 2017

Chris

Sexy ass boy that pulls bitches everyday has no girlfriend because he can’t stand hoes but is one fine ass person Chris is a very good name

Sexy boy Chris that gets all the girls

by Sexy nikka Chris November 23, 2021

Chris

Chris is a very cute guy yes and his personality is great. But chris is a guy who will either get your hopes up or break your heart when you are tied around his finger. He is a very smart guy and act like he doesnt know you after you break up. He breaks up with you for so many stupid reasons. Then he will get with another girl. My advice dont date a chris.

Hey have you seen chris lately
I'm not trying to get my heart broken again

by Heyyyraine January 25, 2020

Chris Cornell Cocktail

A drug cocktail of Ativan, prednisone and omeprazole, all found at the scene of Chris Cornell’s death and believed to be the reason for his suicide.

Man, this Chris Cornell Cocktail is making me manic as fuck

by whamola99 August 16, 2021