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Ryan Tobson

A person who is so famous that literally everyone has heard of them.
Have you heard of Ryan Tobson? Of course you have! Everyone has!
by Ryan Tobson October 11, 2022
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Ryan Foster

Some nobody trying to primary Rashida Tlaib, one of america's best congresspeople. He's probably a pro-genocide lunatic propped up by MAGA republicans.
Bruh who the hell is this Ryan Foster guy? I'm voting Rashida Tlaib for Congress, she's an actual democrat.
by kylekulinskifan June 25, 2024
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Ryan

The worlds largest D bag.

This man is no man. He enjoys stealing money from his girlfriend and doesn’t know how to love. He grew up in a really crappy household and was never taught the meaning of love or family. He ignores the one person who cares the most about him, lets other people use him for his money- gambling and drinking. He is an outstanding liar, only cares about himself and most likely cheating on his girlfriend(s).
That guy is such a Ryan! You should leave him.

Miranda is with Ryan. Can you believe she would stoop so low?
by Psycho_Luna April 17, 2019
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Ryan Zhao

Ryan Zhao has the biggest fucking penis ever his penis was used for the martial arts tornament and he won, he always has a boner hidden in his pants, Legend has it he watches pornhub daily
by Bangda April 4, 2023
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Ryan Energy

Synonymous with any and all actions that may create situations that may be synonymous with:

- Socially awkward
- Socially aggressive
- Cringe

- Wealthy and out of touch
- Douchey
"Did that guy really just say electric skateboards are affordable and should replace all cars?"
" Yeah that's got big Ryan Energy."

"I went on a date with this guy and he kept talking about The Big Short and offering his blazer to me. I felt like he had Ryan Energy."
by Teka49 November 4, 2023
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Ryan

Ryan eats his own shit and when he’s full he throws it at people. He visits nursing homes and pretends to read to the seniors but feeds them laxatives so they fart and shit their pants and he can breathe it in. He sleeps on a mountain of dirty cum socks and snores like a cartoon character. He most likely has a fur suit in his closet but nobody will ever know because his room is always 50+ degrees C and smells like rotting shit so nobody ever goes inside. Many people think Ryan is a cunt, and they’d be correct.
Every time Ryan visits the nursing home, all the seniors get explosive diarrhea. I wonder why?
by GonorrhoeaGobbler January 26, 2024
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Ryan

Hes a perv with a small peen i assume
Hey that ryan has a small peen
by Capitalist Monke June 9, 2021
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