lower house of parliament

The closer to the ground, hence lower, of the two anatomical features whose resident organs govern a man's decision-making; his crotch.

By metaphorical extension, a man's head is his upper house of parliament, which in some cases vetoes the ill-conceived impulses of the lower house but is can be overruled by a super majority in the lower house declaring a state of "gots-to-have-it".

A: You see that disaster Bob went home with?
B: Yuuup, he definitely let his lower house of parliament decide that one.

by Turd Bard October 10, 2014

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Battle For The House

An unpopular object show about multiple objects competing for the prize of a house.

Timmy: wow, there's no new episode of Battle For The House...
Paul: of course not.

by Riles Morales March 26, 2023

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Play house

A couple being together for 10 or more years, have kids and are living together but are not married

We just play house

by 459395 May 29, 2023

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House Key

Yeah, you idiot, you use some house keys or something.

Hym "Um... Yeah, if you need to cut the tape off a box but you can't use something sharpe... You use something dull... And jagged... Like a house key. Actually, box cutters not come with a pointed plastic part for opening boxes like that."

by Hym Iam January 29, 2024

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Herman Gardens Housing Projects

A historic Detroit Westside public housing complex (1943–2009) once home to thousands, including Big Sean and Greg Mathis. Known for its tight-knit community, high crime, and gang activity, it was demolished and replaced by Garden View Estates.

“My older cousins used to run around the Herman Gardens Housing Projects back in the ’90s before it got torn down and turned into Garden View Estates.”—Old School Detroiter

by RealTalkOnlyFool October 10, 2025

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