dead is dead

Also with quotes: "'Dead' is dead", "'dead' is 'dead'", etc. The theory that in postmodernity nothing is ever out of fashion, anything from the past may come back, 'everything old is new again,' etc.
'He is such a post-post 'dead is dead' freak he thinks Norman Rockwell Saturday Evening Post covers are totally hip.'
by anarcissie May 02, 2011
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dead self

A way to say that you're being for real or serious
Person 1: Nobody got a good grade on that test.

Person 2: Why you lying? Somebody had to pass.

Person 1: Nah really, dead self bro-- NOBODY passed.
by What is ya doin Dan May 21, 2017
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dead frogged

Tricking someone into marrying you for a green card.
That man dead frogged that women when he tricked her into marrying him for a green card.
by Yoga Vixen July 29, 2017
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Your son is dead

Northern british slang for a male child being asleep
"Your son is dead again?"
"Yeah, he has been dead for the past 5 hours"
by MadelineiBv July 05, 2018
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Your son is dead...

Because he was singled out for torment by the dogshit people who permeate your community. Me describing what is actively happening to ME doesn't not make me culpability or guilty of that and I actively tried to stop it but "the people" decided that maybe they want some people to have to live like that. So, they obstructed me from doing so because they are petty, stupid, and obstinate.
Hym "And time is slow. It takes, like, forever for things go happen. So, your son is dead because people don't want to have to stop doing the thing they are doing and they want ME to kill your kids so that they can take me off the board going forward. And, to explain, I have a little diagram I'd like to shot you:

So THIS 👇
Me---------X
Is more important that THIS 👇
Your son---------------------------->
To them
See how that works? And I'm like a sociopath or something so I'm just not ever going to care about things in a way that's substantive. So, your son is dead... Because of THAT. Not me. I didn't kill any sons yet! And anyone who knows me would know that I would start with daughters and then go from 'daughter' to 'indiscriminately.' Right?"
by Hym Iam February 03, 2025
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dead port

A dead port is a network port which there is nothing (in a OSI Layer 5-7 sense) listening on the other side.
Jack: Oh! i think I've installed the Webserver on port 80.
John: No, seems like a dead port..
by samfisher09 August 16, 2018
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Dead period

Period between the super bowl and the first spring training game.
The longest part of the year is the dead period since there is no football on and there is no baseball on.
by Thecaptainmlb February 04, 2019
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