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What I call homo-sapiens who are addictwd to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Hey, give me a drop-top (Marseilles): The First Juvenile Release...
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 29, 2025
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Top Bloke

Australian parlance for CUNT, popularised by the team at Channel 9 who were asked to refrain from using the C word.
That Tom Cruise is definitely a top bloke!
by Legend bru February 10, 2023
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suey off the top

jumping off a high place, meaning suicide off the top, used in a joking way. no harm done, usually used when playing games.
*context; in a hill, tower, about to drop down, or just any high place* playboikobe: AYY SUEY OFF THE TOP BOYS!!
by piggle riggle ri June 18, 2022
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Top

during sex, there is a person who is on top, the one that is said to be the most dominant or whatever. It’s not that difficult, one is on top and the bottom is underneath.
Chloe is a top when it comes to having sex with her bottom girlfriend, Beca.
by pinkbug June 22, 2020
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Trunk-top

Refers to (usually) a guy wearing either over-tight underwear or swim shorts with no shirt. This usually leads to a ‘trunk-top’ in which that person’s belly fat hangs over the top of their trunks. Similar to a muffin top, except specifically caused by swim shorts or underwear.
*Tom is wearing tight swim shorts by the beach*
Will: ‘Wow Tom, you’ve you’ve got a bit of a trunk-top going on there!’
Tom: ‘I know Will, that’s the beer belly for you!’
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 February 13, 2019
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high top

when a straight man says he would only penetrate men who are larger than him in body mass but also has a smaller penis
I would high top the shit out of that 6’6 gentleman assuming he has a 5 incher
by therealpinger May 18, 2025
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Top Cock

The head coach of the South Carolina Gamecocks football team. Coined by Fox News in an effort to cover for a Freudian Slip made by a reporter.
South Carolina just hired Steve Spurrier. He's the new Top Cock.
by Texas Man November 26, 2018
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