Gerth: "This toast tastes funny."
Nobby: "That's 'cause I made the butter."
Gerth: "You mean...."
Nobby: "That's right baby! It's butter from another udder!!"
Nobby: "That's 'cause I made the butter."
Gerth: "You mean...."
Nobby: "That's right baby! It's butter from another udder!!"
by Big Pimp Daddy February 28, 2011
Phil: i saw mike holding hands with jim. last week he was fucking that girl.
Joe: didn't you know he butters both sides of the bread
Joe: didn't you know he butters both sides of the bread
by thisisbatcountry March 15, 2005
by Britt Charnock March 06, 2017
When a woman is on her period and has period shits and wipes. It looks like peanut butter and strawberry jelly.
by TheMrsBrown April 21, 2015
by Urmom.com96 October 16, 2020
Lawrence: Is it bad to like having 15 Hookers and Peanut Butter
Adam: I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gangbang
Adam: I don't give a crap if you covered yourself in peanut butter and had a 15 hooker gangbang
by Whythisword September 05, 2019
A sex act wherein a prostitute smears your penis with creamy Jif and gives you a blowjob, while you're dressed as Santa Claus
I'm so pissed off - I paid for a peanut butter ho ho yesterday, but the damn whore only had chunky Skippy and then it got all over my rented costume - worst office Christmas party ever.
by Puntmuffer September 27, 2017