boy meat 

1. The delicious penis of a young attractive human male.

2. The delicious body of a young attractive human male.

"She slid her wet tongue along the length of his throbbing boy meat."

boy meat by pikku myy November 12, 2003

Brown Meat 

Particularly dark coloured flesh on the labia or penis of an otherwise much whiter person.

She was a ginger, you know with the whitest skin and cutest little pink nipples, but when I got down there - fuck me: Brown meat flappage!!! Totally unexpected...

Brown Meat by spunk_sock June 28, 2008

tiny meat 

male genitals that are far smaller than what one might consider to be "average size"

Girl 1: OMG, i wanna hook up with declan sooooooo bad! lolz

Girl 2: Ewww, i heard declan has tiny meat tho...

Girl 1: YUCK! nvm then

tiny meat by TGHM January 10, 2011

Bed Meat 

When going to bed alone you may get lonely/hungry, but if you bring some meat to bed (hence Bed Meat) then these problems can be overcome. Any meat can be used depending on the use, sausages could be used if you are homosexual, or a nice fish fillet if you prefer the ladies.
Hungry? Have a little nibble of your Bed Meat.
Horny? Have a little prod at your Bed Meat.
Lonely? Have a little chat to your Bed Meat.

Dude: Awh man, i could really do with some Bed Meat
*Dude gets meat*
Dude: Mmmm meat *nom*
Dude: I'm feeling strange feelings towards this meat *sex*
Dude: That was great baby, thanks.

Bed Meat by FourteenAjk13 December 3, 2011

arabian meat goggles 

The act of placing your testicles over a sleeping, unsuspecting victims eyes.

"He got me with Arabian meat goggles!"

"what was it like?"
"like a red haze with veins everywhere!"

arabian meat goggles by Kyall April 4, 2016

What ever beats your meat 

A saying just like, what ever floats your boat, but in a sexual manner.

Dude, that girl looks ugly, but what ever beats your meat i guess...

What ever beats your meat by Kar-Man May 8, 2010

beat my meat 

To play Meat Boy or Super Meat Boy.

I beat my meat for hours last night, it was super hard.

beat my meat by Master of my Meat December 10, 2011