murphy's law

That every thing Murphy says is true and should be followed. Except for the things that aren't funny, which are.... alot.

"Murphy I am I fat?" to which murphy replies. "No you are not, don't be stupid"

by Murphy September 10, 2003

great-grandaunt-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's great-grandpibling's wife.

My great-grandaunt-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.

by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023

stepuncle-in-law

1- Steppibling's husband.
2- Spouse's stepuncle.

My stepuncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

co-grandpibling-in-law

Spouse's grandpibling's spouse.

My co-grandpibling-in-law is a good person.

by KNN128 June 15, 2021

relative-without-designation-in-law

1- Relative-without-designation's spouse.
2- Spouse's relative-without-designation.

Relative-without-designation-in-law (RWD-in-law).

by Kapokapo July 15, 2024

cousin-in-law

1. The child-in-law of one's parent's sibling.
2. The child of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My cousin-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly

"A device that you're repairing will operate **absolutely perfectly** while you have it taken apart to work on it, but then when you get it all put back together and have all the cabinet-screws re-inserted, THAT'S when the device will decide not to work again."

To lessen the chance of getting "bitten" by Murphy's Law of Post-repair Reassembly, one should double-check everything on a refurbished device before putting it back together again.

by QuacksO March 7, 2019