Biggest cock in the world. Anyone named Chris has a massive schlong and will slap you with his almighty cock if you disagree
by Good Guy Chris June 20, 2022
Get the Chrismug. he has the world's smallest peepee
by poopyfinger11 October 28, 2019
Get the Chris Pagoulatosmug. 
by Rb21 March 3, 2017
Get the Chrismug. by Jhon wick April 29, 2019
Get the Chris giligmamug. by Tayk12 May 4, 2019
Get the Chrismug. A guy you think that you know.
You don't.
It is said that those with the most love to give. Also have the most hate to release.
The pendulum swings hard both ways.
Chris Marshall is the guy you want in your corner. He knows where the bodies are buried. He still has the Left handed shovel to prove it. A backroom profit and the Patron Saint of Lost Souls
He is the guy that will make the kids breakfast and get them off to school. He will help a stranger broken down on the side of the road.
He is also the guy that will pour gas on a chomo and strike a match.
Money doesn't impress him. So don't try and buy him.
The Golden Rule is the currency.
So spend wisely.
Most of all he is kind
and pleasant to be around.
Until he's not.
Harshall, Angry Man, Marine, Grit are just a few synonyms
The Golden Rule.
It really is that simple.
You don't.
It is said that those with the most love to give. Also have the most hate to release.
The pendulum swings hard both ways.
Chris Marshall is the guy you want in your corner. He knows where the bodies are buried. He still has the Left handed shovel to prove it. A backroom profit and the Patron Saint of Lost Souls
He is the guy that will make the kids breakfast and get them off to school. He will help a stranger broken down on the side of the road.
He is also the guy that will pour gas on a chomo and strike a match.
Money doesn't impress him. So don't try and buy him.
The Golden Rule is the currency.
So spend wisely.
Most of all he is kind
and pleasant to be around.
Until he's not.
Harshall, Angry Man, Marine, Grit are just a few synonyms
The Golden Rule.
It really is that simple.
by Harshall January 31, 2023
Get the Chris marshallmug.