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clown car of clusterfuck

1. A shit-show; chaos at the top of a sinking corporate or entertainment hierarchy.
2. A revolving door of incompetent bosses.

Coined and used by wrestling promoter Eric Bischoff.
"It was a clown car of clusterfuck at the top so I didn't need to know nor did I care."

With who they were bringing in, I knew it was gonna be a clown car of clusterfuck at my job.
by I mean, yeah March 1, 2020
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Car ride porta-pody

After drinking to much water on a long car ride and needing to go to the restroom. You stretch your partners jaw open so far they get lock jaw, and then you proceed to urinate in there mouth to the point that it drowns them
P1. Hey bro, can we stop. I have to take a piss P2. We don’t have time to stop let’s just do a car ride porta-pody.
by Toscanini March 14, 2021
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I crashed my car into a bridge

I crashed my car into a bridge is a way to let your friends/family know that you were in danger and you wish them a goodbye in case
Daughter: I crashed my car into a bridge

Mom: Where are you let me pick you up

Daughter: 123 emergency lane

Mom: Who is following you/endangering you
by Icrashedmycarintoabridge April 26, 2022
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coffin car

The last car a person will ever own
Jimmy's grandpa bought a Rolls Royce reverse-mortgaging his house. Definitely a coffin car!
by homedepotcarpet February 23, 2023
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hot pork car

A Jewish summer camp tradition that happens at the break of dawn. The steps are as followed:

1) buy a ton of Chinese food the day or morning before

2) leave the Chinese food on the dash of your car all day in the summer sun
3) have all participants dress only in their underwear, lock themselves in the car with windows rolled up, and blast the heater. The more participants the better
4) upon eating every last bite of the Chinese food, the participants will leave the car and piss their pants

5) lastly, with the sunset in full swing, the participants (covered in their own urine) end the tradition by running in the lake
Hey bro are you thinking of doing hot pork car tomorrow?
Yeah man I'll go to Win Yeung tomorrow to buy the noodles
by Jewholics Anonymous June 26, 2019
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Car basketball

Getting a bj in a car using the girls head like bouncing a basketball
by Frankie baby October 21, 2021
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Hot car

A car that's well known by cops for speeding and other traffic offences. Having a "hot car" means you're likely to get pulled over.
Be careful I have a hot car
by Tomtheavgeek July 15, 2021
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