brown zamboni

after taking a shit a man wipes his ass all over a chicks face.

I dropped a deuce with no toilet paper in site, I had to give my wife a brown zamboni again.

by lance ap May 25, 2008

brown tractor

A racial derogatory term for Hispanics or those of Hispanic descent

Fuck off, you brown tractor piece of trash!

by Morneau July 17, 2016

malcolm brown

A lawyer-bodybuilder from the 1980s.

Malcolm Brown never won a title in any bodybuilding competitions.

by eyewitness!!!!! April 12, 2014

brown gift

The act of defecating into a condom. Then proceeding to swing it around until it bursts and covers surrounding area/people in faeces

I made a brown gift for them it went all in there hair

by hohoholyshit April 19, 2009

Brown's Grip

When someone will not let go of something and when told to let go, they do not acknowledge the fact they are still holding on.

That chick has a huge Brown's Grip on Edward, she wont let go

by Vah JJ October 8, 2011

Stephen Brown

Amor tantum mihi Olivia
Stephen is a quirky young man, who often falls in love with women named Olivia Ellard. He only has eyes for short brown haired young ladies, who humour his strangeness. All in all he is usually a fairly nice chap, but his devotion to his Olivia is unending.

Stephen Brown: Amor tantum mihi Olivia
Olivia Ellard: Oh that's nice

by Dee didly dankus April 25, 2017

brown mayo

When an individual ejaculates into a colon and a brown viscous discharge oozes from the rectum.

I busted inside Tina, apparently she recently went to the bathroom because brown mayo came squirting out after I pulled out!

by Daphur February 28, 2017