COME AT ME BRO

It means bring it on.
This phrase was created in Second Century AD by a bishop of Smyrna, named Polycarp. It was some of his last words before getting martyred for no renouncing the Christ.

Come at me bro!

Polycarp's last words.

by elgigante May 7, 2013

you mad bro?

A saying used to make someone who is mad, even madder. Also intending that you are tired of them complaining and you want them to chill out.

person 1 *very angry; yelling and screaming*

person 2:"you mad bro?"

Person 1:"FFFFFF UUUUUUU!"

by mad broski October 21, 2011

Nerd Bro

A presumptuous, impudent, rude, condescending, and sanctimonious fanboy who deems himself to be the all knowing in his chosen fandom. And deems anyone with lesser knowledge of the fandom to be less than.

Jane Doe: I'm really excited about this new comic book series!

Nerd Bro: Name all of his sidekicks! NOW!

Jane Doe: I'm not entirely familiar with the characters, that's why I'm excited for this series...

Nerd Bro: YOU ONLY LIKE IT BECAUSE YOU SAW THE MOVIE!

Jane Doe: Well, it's the main reason why I'm excited for it. I enjoyed the movie and I want to know more about the universe. What the hell is your problem?

Nerd Bro: I'M EMBARRASSINGLY INSECURE WITH MYSELF AND FEEL THREATENED WHEN PEOPLE LIKE WHAT I LIKE! I'M PATHETIC, THAT'S MY PROBLEM!

by bxfella89 November 22, 2013

don't tase me, bro

Phrase uttered by Andrew Meyer at a University of Florida event at which John Kerry was speaking. Meyer, after committing the apparent crime of asking long-winded and potentially rhetorical questions, was arrested by several officers and forced to the ground. After questioning the logic behind his arrest, and asking if he could leave, it was decided by the University police force that the only course of action was to tase him into submission.

Cop: Hey, this isn't a free-speech zone. Either shut your dirty mouth or I get to play with this electro-shock weapon the state was dumb enough to issue me"

Guy: Hey, don't tase me, bro.

Cop: That's it.

Guy: ARRGHHHHHHHHH

by J. Eklow October 3, 2007

Lax Bro

An arrogant prodigy who enjoys slugging other players with his shaft. Lax Bros commonly have a surplus of cockiness and avidly aspire to disregard women and acquire currency. Their theatrical plays aim to subvert the opposing team's defense and ceremonially receive dome post victory.

- "Bros, anyone care to lax?"
- "Bro, whats up with your flow?
- Lax Bros for life man"

by 5-0Laxtitute March 29, 2011

hurley bro-dawg

(n.)
1a. usually a buff fella who greets other hurly bro-dawg with a combination of words containing: beginning- wud up, yo, wuz up, hey. ending- bro, braski, dude, duder, dawg. or a variety of other made up words such as: brotally, brawsome, hella or words stolen from the niggah
1b. and also wears hurley shirts or other jock related clothing;also known to sometimes smash things for no reason
2. a complete and total douche bag

Hurley bro-dawg 1: Wud up bro!!
Hurley bro-dawg 2: Word duder!!
Hurley bro-dawg 1: Lets snag some beer and score some fine hoes
Hurley bro-dawg 2: Fuck yeah bro!! Wait lets smash this chair first.
Hurley bro-dawg 1: Fuck yeah braski!!
(followed by a series of fives and daps)

by reburn December 7, 2004

Chad Bro

A douche bag that thinks everyone likes them when even his "friends" don't. Thinks he is better than everyone and can get all the ladies. Needs to go waxing as a daily activity and does steroids every once in a while. Gym Tanning Laundry.

Nick is a huge chad bro.

by ilovechadbros October 14, 2011